Synopsis

She stares at you. You are her shrink. She’s on your couch. You’re the one who knows her better than she knows herself. She’s been seeing you for over a year. “So what do you expect?” you ask. “I don’t know.” She says. “He’s a glorified ant. Scruffy maybe? But he’s a big time vampire… Guess he’s a blank check until we see him.” “Well I guess we’ll know soon enough,” You tell her.